Are you unemployed?

You can work as a demonstrator in the Hezballa camp in Lebanon

If you’re unemployed and live in Lebanon, we have the perfect job for you.

You get more than the Lebanese minimum salary of 200 dollars. This job will pay 350 dollars a month. Everybody can join.

Job description:

You show up in Down Town Beirut and then you will be taken care of. Your job is to sit when nothing is happening and stand when any Hezballa ally leader speaks.

Very easy… we say stand you stand, we say sit you sit.

When standing you get to scream and shout whatever comes to your mind, especially if it is bad words about America, the West, the Arab League, the UN, the Lebanese Diaspora and the Lebanese government.

When you sit you are on a break but you are expected to be on your guard and fast in your reactions. You never know when your friends start a fight with neighbouring streets and will need your help in breaking people’s private things and destroying state properties. 

Qualifications:

The person that fit our demands must be very stubborn to be able to see the truth but still choosing to support us for the salary and the victory of God we promise. You must have taken a few hours in the Baath brain washing school, you must know how to follow orders then repeat what the leader say then maybe think a little bit when it is too late.